My Fractured World

My Fractured World

Apr 18

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

Apr 18
90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

Apr 18

twizzlerheathen:

tolzmannia:

clitorisky:

sarcasm-a-blog:

avengersonna:

hellobejules:

avengersonna:

avengersonna:

Just imagine the American version of doctor who

But dude

but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.

Porta potty

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Found it

Doctor Loo in the Turdis.

This is America what is a loo

Try inferring from the context clues given to you.

Apr 18

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

Apr 18

ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

Apr 18

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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Apr 18

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

Apr 18

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

Apr 18

the Worst Things to Waste Your Money on →

vandigo:

our-helenlawson:

i am pretty sure a $100 shirt looks different than one from walmart. people tend to be more friendly no doubt.

Theres places you can go to get better looking crap than wal mart and still not spend anywhere near 100 bucks though. 

Apr 18

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

Apr 18
modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children