New Zealand has been rated the most free country in the world HOW’S YOUR FREEDOM NOW AMERICA
what’s a new zealand
middle earth with sheep
like an old zealand only better
why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted
this is legit humour
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
pFFTCCHH— =giggle snot=
Are you ok
Reblog this if you’ve ever felt sad. If you’ve ever received a message that made you break down. If you’ve ever listened to a song that made you break down. If you’ve ever cried yourself to sleep. If you’ve ever been ignored by the person you love. If you’ve watched the person you love, love someone else. If you’ve ever harmed yourself, thrown up your meal, or starved yourself. If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and hated what you saw. If you’ve lost all hope. If you’ve attempted to kill yourself. Reblog this if you’ve felt so alone and cold. Reblog this if you’ve ever thought you were worthless, disgusting, pathetic. I will send a message to every single person who reblogs this. No matter how many notes this gets. Because you are not alone. You are loved and people do care about you. So reblog this, you’ll get your message. I promise you.
- teacher: NO DON'T PACK UP WE STILL HAVE .00000007 SECONDS OF CLASS LEFT!
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
